SaaS for awkward texts

Turn awkward texts into legendary replies.

Paste the message that made your group chat go quiet. TextRoast gives you the read, three comeback options, and a shareable card for the evidence folder.

Free to try. No credit card. Maximum side-eye.

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The TextRoast promise

A better wingperson for your inbox.

Your words stay yours

Paste a message, get your roast, and move on. TextRoast is built for the awkward moment—not permanent public display.

Funny without punching down

Choose savage, petty, classy, or absurd. You control the energy before anything leaves your screen.

Made to be shared

Every result is formatted as a clean, screenshot-ready card when a group chat deserves receipts.

From "ugh" to "sent"

One messy message. A full reply strategy.

TextRoast is not just a comeback generator. It helps you read the room, pick the right energy, and leave with something worth sending.

Try it on your latest situation
01

Drop the receipts

Paste the text that changed the vibe.

A dating-app fumble, a confusing Slack message, a group-chat betrayal—bring the exact words.

02

Choose your flavor

Savage, petty, classy, or fully unhinged.

Get a sharp read on the situation plus reply options that match the version of you showing up today.

03

Make it a moment

Send it—or share the roast instead.

Turn the best line into a polished card, ready for your close friends, content queue, or personal archive.

No situationship required

Pick your level of unfiltered.

Start with a free roast. Upgrade when your inbox becomes a full-time plotline.

Free

For the message that needs immediate backup.

$0 forever

  • 5 roasts each month
  • Three reply directions
  • Shareable roast cards
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Roast a text

Unfiltered

For people with a permanently complicated inbox.

Most chaotic

$4.99/month

  • Unlimited roasts
  • All roast personalities
  • Watermark-free share cards
  • Save your favorite comebacks
Go unfiltered

That draft has waited long enough.

Bring the text. We’ll bring the timing, the read, and the line your friends will ask to screenshot.

Start your first roast